fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

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brommunism:

brommunism:

i dont think anyone is more serious about urban legends than theatre kids i mean once a kid had to go home from rehearsal bc he said the name of the scottish play onstage and someone punched him in the face

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of course i didnt what kind of fool do you take me for

me with daddie during a thunderstorm

tuhree:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

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-dropping cup sound-

Louis: “Oh for gods sake Niall!”

Niall: “AAAARGH!”

Harry: “For the benefit of the radio, Niall’s just dropped his tea.”